Well, I have a few funny stories to tell you about. First of all, I know I've talked about PWOC on here before (the women's Bible study I go to on Thursday mornings for military wives). I love it! Here's a small glimpse of the love Renae gets while we're there. (Yeah I don't see her the whole time. I set out her bottle and a diaper and when it's over someone brings her back to me fed and changed and usually sleeping. LOVE IT!)



So yesterday it was my week to help in the child care. There were 18 3-and-unders. WOAH. So needless to say Gwen and I were busy. I got to be the one to take 2 little 3 year old girls on their potty break. This is how that went.
Girl 1 (she's a twin and super cute): I have to go to the bathroom.
Me: Sure, I can take you.
We're in there getting situated and I start making small talk because it quickly becomes obvious that she is there for #2. And it appears to be uncomfortable and a bit of a struggle.
Me: So what's your favorite color?
Girl 1: Pink.
Me: Oooh that's nice.
silenceMe: What's your next favorite color?
Girl 1: Purple.
silence...I tell her about my favorite colors...just sits there and smiles at me. Clearly she's preoccupied.
Me: Do you have any other colors you like?
Girl 1: Green I guess.
Sheesh girl, give me something to work with here....insert about 10 MORE MINUTES of trying to make conversation in an increasingly stinky room...Girl 1: I don't feel good.
Me: What's wrong?
Girl 1: My tummy hurts.
Me: Did you feel sick before you came this morning? (
it smells like you might not have felt good before you came this morning)
Girl 1: Well, my mom took me to McDonalds.
Me: Do you think that made you sick?
nodding yes, then looks confused and shakes her head no. I asked her if she was all done, she shakes no again.Me: So....what does your dad do?
Girl 1: Works.
Me: What does he do at work?
(expecting any sort of soldier answer)Girl 1: He changes clothes.
Me: Ohhh. Wow! Does he wear big boots?
Girl 1: Only when he comes home.
ha ha ha! Seriously so funny. So what she means is, her dad leaves in his PT's
(physical training uniform) and comes home in his ACU's (
duty uniform). Hilarious.
Girl 2: I have to go to the bathroom
I respond with something along the lines of sure and we go to the bathroom.
Girl 2: I don't need any help.
Me: Ok, I'll just stand over here and wait for you to get done.
(there are no stalls, just one toilet)Girl 2: Close your eyes.
Me: Ok, I won't look.
Girl 2: Cover your eyes with your hands. You can't look.
Me: I won't look I promise.
Girl 2: Don't smell either.
Me: Ok...
(now I'm thinking to myself that I'd much rather breath through my nose than imagine that smell going in my mouth. SICK!)It quickly becomes evident that she too, is going #2 and it is just as long a process as with Girl 1 and nearly stinkier. So there I am, Girl 2 chatting non-stop with me, while I stand with my hands covering my eyes, and thankfully my nose for probably a full 10 minutes. Sheesh.
So, after all that, we went and ate lunch with Daddy at the office. : )

This bush is outside of Josh's office. The flowers are about the size of tennis balls. And the white flowering tree behind it, is one of MANY in this area. There are also pink flowering trees and tulips coming up everywhere. It's so gorgeous. AND it smells great cause people are mowing their yards already. Seriously, I could drive around all day.